NEVER ENDING LIST OF OTPS | alice/hatter (syfy alice)

grumpcatblys:

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what

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you have a problem with land-walking bulletproof squid-sharks?

Movie that I know is excellent that I’ve wanted to see for years…

Or movie with 1.5 stars airing on syfy at midnight.

I think my choice is clear

So the spider exploded and everybody most people lived happily ever after.

Thus endeth the saga of blind, subterranean, water-walking, fire-breathing, egg-injecting, hive mind spiders and their attempted conquest of New Orleans.

“Team Bravo, somebody get him down from there.”

That spidersploding rascal.

andreamorris:

So these spiders can send out web and retract it…?

These don’t even sound like spiders anymore.

Wait… So they sounded like spiders up until this point?

What kind of spiders do they have where you live?

The spider is bazooka-proof.

Yes.

Obviously.

Oh my.

That spider queen is quite large isn’t it.

*sips tea*

I’m assuming that spider is supposed to be shockingly large, but there is absolutely no sense scale in a giant stone cavern.

Of course, the lack of brain means they are a hive mind.

You know, like spiders so often have.

Along with the whole fire-breathing, egg-host-using thing.

I think they’re confusing their arachnids/insects/mythical reptiles.