But I wanted you to eat those- Well, that works.
And they lived happily ever after.
The snakefish I mean.
The humans all got eaten.
So she tossed the egg, then instead of running and letting the thing have it… she grabbed it again and ran off with Shoulder Wound who is doing a lot of running despite earlier whining about not being able to.
What do you mean, “Nooo?”
You stopped running, of course it’s fucking catching up!
And there goes the Professor.
Noooo, now she’ll never be on Oprah!
Piranhacondas must hate feet.
They never eat the feet.
Downright wasteful is what that is.
Oh good, so none of them are going to get help.
They really don’t like living.
Not that I want them to.
Oh honey, hiking in those heels?
Wow, even more eggs? Or are those the same eggs?
Faced with what could be any eggs I, too, would immediately believe they were monster eggs and attempt to destroy them. It’s only logical.
Two more down.
Oh my lol, the phone is ringing in the fishsnake.
I don’t think we can blame Abandoned Girlfriend for acting like a sane person who doesn’t believe in giant Hawaiian death snakes.
Bazookas fit right into the whole ransom plan.
Luckily piranhacondas are immune to bazookas.
Ohhhh snap, it’s a piranhaconda v piranhaconda smackdown!
Shit just got real.
And busty blond still has a chance to get on Oprah.
Which no one told her is canceled.
“You guys are cuckoo for psychopuffs.”
Okay, this line I like.
So this isn’t WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE? This is a crime of evolution… Which begs the question, how did no one notice a giant yellow fishsnake on Hawaii all this time? Not exactly an unexplored frontier.