May 2013
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goldshirts-tightpants:
vulcanics:
CHARLIE X WAS EVEN WORSE THAN PLATO’S STEPCHILDREN IM CRYING
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changes being made since yahoo but tumblr (100%...
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
blogs with less than 200 followers are getting deleted
on new years day, everyone under the age of 18 must dress up like ronald reagan
christmas is illegal
the national u.s. currency has been changed from money to bread
post limit is 1 post per day
selfies are banned
you can only follow 1 person. choose wisely
baldness is illegal
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News!
staff:
Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.
Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to make their best work and get it in front of the audience they deserve – certainly isn’t...
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spookapple:
jackvessalius:
look what we have here
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benedryl-pumpkinpatch:
Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan
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superwhoavengelockandme:
the-vashta-nerada:
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
like
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
BUT
Glee
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India's Unity in Diversity
joethought:
We’re told everyday by the media about violence between ethnicities in India, about militant Jihadi groups, about the rise of Hindu nationalism, and so many other headline-hungry stories, that some truly heart-warming examples of unity get sidelined. Stories like that never find prominence through media cycles. We’re only told of “pseudo-secularism” and of other doom-saying...
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doglets:
actually all of my systems are nervous
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themustachedwaffle:
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
hi-john-im-alive:
One way
Or another
I’m gonna meetcha
I’m gonna
ust
*tour guide voice*
if you look to your right you’ll see a relic from the event known simply as “Mishapocalpyse”
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pizzaforpresident:
it’s cara-mel not car-mel and if you disagree you can go to caramhell
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If you're blue and you don't know where to go why...
alexandraerin:
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false alarm
it was my godmother
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someone texted me happy birthday and we’re talking about cake except they’re not in my contacts and i have no idea who it is so i have a stalker maybe?
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the clock strikes midnight
my skateboard turns to dust mid-ollie
a belt sinches my pants at level with my bellybutton
i reach for my rap cds only to find they have turned to smooth jazz
it has happened
i am no longer hip
i am no longer a teen
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ateacupinastorm:
recycled-mistakes:
My mom wants Samwell and Gilly to get the iron throne omfg.
IMAGINE THIS
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definitivelysarah:
wobbleinthehox:
every fandom has that one thing that nobody talks about and for the les mis fandom i think it’s this:
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treksfromlastnight:
that one time spock broke the arm of a genetically engineered superhuman with his bare hands because he thought he was avenging the death of his t’hy’la
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teaxcups:
On a scale of 1 to Nick Carraway how much of a third wheel are you
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Star Trek Into Darkness: the spoiler review (At...
gyzym:
fuck-it-fire-everything:
After making a mere $84 million at the U.S. box office, Star Trek Into Darkness is considered by some to be a disappointment. Perhaps the problem is that it was a touch confusing. To help our readers better understand it, we’ve complied and answered these Frequently Asked Questions about the movie.
Maximum spoilers ahead…
How does the movie start?
Well, with...
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