• me: halloween is coming soon
  • mom: it's july
  • me:
  • me: halloween is coming soon

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

spoonstrek:

I’m still upset about Borders closing

cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

#oop

bannerisms:

someactorkid:

itisnotofimport:

current emotion: that barn from the walking dead

image

Spongebob, why??

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB

WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

#twd
dominospizzadelivery:

oqvpo:

Per Color

'Honey I'm going to the super market''What for''We're all out of yellow'

dominospizzadelivery:

oqvpo:

Per Color

'Honey I'm going to the super market'
'What for'
'We're all out of yellow'